Happy almost 2021, y’all! Not only have we made it through most of 2020, but we’re continuing creative efforts into a brand new year. Bring the new year on, and we’ll face it with our keyboards (or paintbrushes, pens, what have you) at the ready.
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|Cedar Sanderson||no one leaves the Brownies milk any more. What has become of the House Spirits?||nother Mike|
|Fiona Grey||“There are goblins in the garbage again.”||AC Young|
|AC Young||Perhaps asking the vet to give the pet unicorn a check-up was a bad idea.||Fiona Grey|
|nother Mike||The elf under the pine tree had glow-in-the-dark pink hair, fluorescent green and purple camo tights and vest, and gleaming silver boots. She looked at us, sneered, and said, “I am true punk. Want to make something of it?”||Leigh Kimmel|
|Leigh Kimmel||A plumbing fixture suddenly stops working. On inspection, it turns out the cutoff valve has been turned off, but everyone denies having done so.||Cedar Sanderson|
And here are your spares. Want to submit a spare? Same deal as above, just put “spare” in the subject line.
|Spare||What happens when the grypon’s torch goes out? And what happens when you’re the one to relight it?|
|Spare||His parachute opened, but then he made the critical mistake of wondering what else could go wrong while still airborne.|
|Spare||The camouflage was pink, frilly, and covered in glitter.|
|Spare||“Ooo, popsicle octopus on a stick!” she said happily.|
|Spare||On New Year’s Day an annoying neighbour puts a card through your letterbox saying ‘Welcome to another Odd Year!|
|Spare||Nestled in Pandora’s box was a small alien baby…|
|Spare||As the choir began their chorus, the lead baritone lifted his head, and his eyes closed, and he crashed to the stage…|
See you in the comments!
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